Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking?
‘Surely I can’t look that old?’ Well…You’ll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
“Yes, yes. I did. I’m a Mustang,” he gleamed with pride.
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
He answered, “In 1959. Why do you ask?”
“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, “What did you teach?”
Teaching tips:
1. Find the adj. to describe people’s appearance.
–> tall, handsome, dark-haired, balding, gray-haired, deeply lined, ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass
2. Group the students and discuss for more adj. to describe people’s appearance.
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